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Is He Gay?
The following signs may help you decide if your boyfriend or husband may be gay.
He may be gay if:
*his razor is in the bath tub or shower.
*his magazine collection contains Men’s Fitness Magazines.
*his magazine collection contains a lot of fashion magazines.
*he works in retail.
*he does regular facials.
*he actually likes to dance.
*he doesn’t have a lisp but it sounds like he does.
*he has had sex with another man.
*his music collection contains Christina or Justin.
*he is still walking when the treadmill hits 6 miles per hour.
*his magazine collection contains Men’s Fitness Magazines.
*his magazine collection contains a lot of fashion magazines.
*he works in retail.
*he does regular facials.
*he actually likes to dance.
*he doesn’t have a lisp but it sounds like he does.
*he has had sex with another man.
*his music collection contains Christina or Justin.
*he is still walking when the treadmill hits 6 miles per hour.
He’s likely gay if:
*he likes gay pornography.
*he’s a waiter.
*his name is Chad, Jeremy or Josh.
*he shaves his body hair.
*he calls his male friends girlfriend.
*he calls anything fabulous.
*he watches day time television, or any show about cooking or decorating
*he watches Will & Grace.
*when he is asked if he is gay, he has to think about his answer and answers in a politically correct way.
*he has a loofah in the shower.
*he works in retail.
*he is obsessed with body image.
*his music collection contains a lot of house or techno.
*he knows who Margaret Cho is.
*he’s a waiter.
*his name is Chad, Jeremy or Josh.
*he shaves his body hair.
*he calls his male friends girlfriend.
*he calls anything fabulous.
*he watches day time television, or any show about cooking or decorating
*he watches Will & Grace.
*when he is asked if he is gay, he has to think about his answer and answers in a politically correct way.
*he has a loofah in the shower.
*he works in retail.
*he is obsessed with body image.
*his music collection contains a lot of house or techno.
*he knows who Margaret Cho is.
He’s more than likely gay if:
*he’s a hairdresser.
*he has more underwear than you.
*his diet contains any of the following: E, K, G Crystal or Poppers.
*he spends a lot of time dancing with his shirt off.
*he chooses to go by Stephen, Patrick or Jonathan.
*when asked if he is gay, he aggressively answer that he is straight.
*he prefers to have sex with other men.
*he has a boyfriend.
most of his female friends are overweight.
*he is far more attractive than you.
*he has more girlfriends than guy friends.
*his wardrobe consists of shirts that have Old Navy, Gap, Banana Republic or Abercrombie logos on them.
*he watches Friends.
*he knows what a loofah is.
*he lives in the city and still drives a pick up truck.
*he’s a male figure skater.
*his music collection contains any of the following: Madonna, Britney, Kylie, Barbara, Celine, Shania or Cher.
*he has more underwear than you.
*his diet contains any of the following: E, K, G Crystal or Poppers.
*he spends a lot of time dancing with his shirt off.
*he chooses to go by Stephen, Patrick or Jonathan.
*when asked if he is gay, he aggressively answer that he is straight.
*he prefers to have sex with other men.
*he has a boyfriend.
most of his female friends are overweight.
*he is far more attractive than you.
*he has more girlfriends than guy friends.
*his wardrobe consists of shirts that have Old Navy, Gap, Banana Republic or Abercrombie logos on them.
*he watches Friends.
*he knows what a loofah is.
*he lives in the city and still drives a pick up truck.
*he’s a male figure skater.
*his music collection contains any of the following: Madonna, Britney, Kylie, Barbara, Celine, Shania or Cher.
He’s definitely gay if:
*if he has ever been involved in a gay bashing.
*he is not the parent of a male figure skater, yet, he likes watching figure skating.
*he is not the parent of a male figure skater, yet, he likes watching figure skating.
Lindsay Wincherauk is a co-author of Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular).
Lindsay Wincherauk is a Vancouver based author. See his website at http://www.seedenterprises.com
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